Tag: Humor

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Editor's Note: Web 3.0

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. How I Intend to Save the World from Total Intellectual and Cultural...

The Bitch Is Back

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. RIT Department of Complaint Management On 23 February 2008, RIT opened...

RIT to Create Reckless Driving Lane

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. RIT students Jeremy Baetlow and Matt Lanciaux want a little more elbow...

Campus Rebuilt with iBrick Technology

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. RIT benefactor Tom Golisano has donated five million iBricks to the RIT...

That Toaster

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. How would you describe yourself? I’m a toaster. What brought you to...

RIT Rings

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. Tuesday, 1:45 p.m. Hello, RIT Rings. Do you believe that by...

RIT Guy Finally Gets the Girl

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. In a bizarre turn of events, a male RIT student was spotted with an...

Reporter No More

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. As of April 1, 2008, Reporter will no longer be allowed publication on...

Our Sincerest Apologies

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. The whole staff of the Distorter would like to apologize to ____. As...

iPhone Hacker Hacks Sun

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. Famed iPhone Hacker and RIT student George Hotz recently announced his...

Sports Desk: Beer Pong

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. Bro! Can you re-rack that?

RIT Questionnaire

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. We asked twenty of our friends outside of Java Wally’s what they thought...

RIT Forecast

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. 29 Saturday The Game Ritter Arena, 2:30 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. RIT’s The Game...

Crime Watch

Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. March 21 Segway Theft – Quarter Mile An unidentified male student stole...