http://www.reportermag.com/ Tag Crime Watch from Reporter Online. en-us http://www.reportermag.com/article/68 Note This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. March 21 Segway Theft Quarter Mile An unidentified male student stole a Segway from an unsuspecting Public Safety officer on the Quarter Mile. Being so heavily reliant on the aforementioned vehicle, the officer was unable to give chase. The student is still at large. The investigation continues. Grand Larceny Wallace Memorial Library A student reported leaving a bag of Reese's Pieces... Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/68