http://www.reportermag.com/ http://www.reportermag.com/http://www.reportermag.com/images/logo_small.jpg Author: Reporter Staff from Reporter Online. en-us http://www.reportermag.com/article/62 Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. In a bizarre turn of events, a male RIT student was spotted with an extremely attractive girl on his arm. The pair was rumored to have kissed at least once in public, and appeared to have some sort of mutual and intimate relationship. Reporter was able to confirm rumors heard rumbling amongst the student population that the male, Evan Bynery, is indeed enrolled in Computer Science at RIT, and... Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/62 http://www.reportermag.com/article/65 Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. Tuesday, 1:45 p.m. Hello, RIT Rings. Do you believe that by perpetuating digital media, we create our own universes capable of intelligent thought and suffering? So, every time someone calls your digital answering machine, perhaps the calls themselves take on life within the machine and create myths and theories about the nature of their creators? Have you ever taken a class with Amit... Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/65 http://www.reportermag.com/article/68 Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only. Segway Theft Quarter Mile An unidentified male student stole a Segway from an unsuspecting Public Safety officer on the Quarter Mile. Being so heavily reliant on the aforementioned vehicle, the officer was unable to give chase. The student is still at large. The investigation continues. Grand Larceny Wallace Memorial Library A student reported leaving a bag of Reese's Pieces unattended... Tue, 01 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/68