http://www.reportermag.com/ Author Karl Voelker from Reporter Online. en-us http://www.reportermag.com/article/202 Sunday, 1259 a.m. Did you happen to find a dictionary lying outside in the parking lot anywhere? I've been looking for it. Sunday, 342 a.m. For all the people who call campus security every time they see someone drunk stop being a feline hall monitor, and grow a Cheney. Sunday, 215 p.m. Rings, I got super smashed last night and drunked out the wrong girlfriend. Now I have an extremely complicated matter on my hands and don't know what to do. Monday, 109... Fri, 09 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/202 http://www.reportermag.com/article/177 All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Wednesday, 1134 p.m. Rings, my buddy's girlfriend showed me her boobies over video chat. Very nice! Wednesday, 1135 p.m. Rings, I was just sitting on the commode, urinating out my sphincter, and it was the unholy Commons. That pasta toss, it got me! Wednesday, 1136 p.m. Rings, you're my best friend. Wednesday, 1138 p.m. Whatever... Fri, 02 May 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/177 http://www.reportermag.com/article/152 All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Thursday, 844 p.m. Hey, Rings. I want to know why RIT and most of the Reporter hates Anime Club so much. There is an event that is going to hold 700 people on our campus on April 26. It is called ToraCon, and it is awesome, and you guys hate us, so you're not going to publicize it. You suck. Friday, 128 p.m. Hey, Rings! Did you fart? Because... Fri, 25 Apr 2008 02:30:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/152 http://www.reportermag.com/article/133 All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Saturday, 137 a.m. They found the source of the music. This is truly the day the music died. Monday, 1246 a.m. I just want to let you know my floor is sopping wet, but at least it's clean. Friday, 1229 p.m. Hey RIT Rings, open houses suck. Saturday, 1237 a.m. Yo, there's a kid passed out on the f loor right here, and I'm in a... Fri, 18 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/133 http://www.reportermag.com/article/110 Instructions Use these prompts to fill out the lines below. When you've finished, plug those in to the corresponding Rings calls. 1. noun, liquid noun noun noun 2. adjective noun, plural 3. deity noun, an event year adjective 4. rit apartment appliance 5. noun curse reproductive organ... Fri, 11 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/110 http://www.reportermag.com/article/82 Thursday, 938 p.m. Yeah, Rings? I'm on co-op, and tonight while I was making dinner (a can of soup), I didn't have a can opener. So, I used something else. Well, needless to say, I found the can opener after I found the first aid kit. Friday, 115 a.m. Hi Rings. You know whenever you're passing a Campey Safus, fudge, Campus Safety officer, or officella, like, female officer, you know, you feel paranoia no matter what, even if you haven't done anything wrong. I wonder why?... Fri, 04 Apr 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/82 http://www.reportermag.com/article/52 All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Saturday, 615 p.m. RIT Rings, I've missed you over break. My bed has been so lonely and cold. Friday, 1210 p.m. Well, I was supposed to run into the George Eastman Building and pick up a check today, RIT Rings, and what happened was that there's some President's Round Table or something...some SAT thing, I don't know. The parking lots are full, and D... Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/52 http://www.reportermag.com/article/38 All calls subject to editing and truncation. Not all calls will be run. Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format. Tuesday, 611 p.m. I just found a picture of my dad smoking hookah on Facebook, and I've decided to never smoke hookah again. Tuesday, 1105 p.m. Hey Rings, I have a problem. There's a big fence by Golisano, and I can't play on the swing sets anymore. Could you fix this please? Wednesday, 221 a.m. So I'm up really late, working on this... Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400 http://www.reportermag.com/article/38