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RIT to Create Reckless Driving Lane
by Ilsa Shaw
Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
RIT students Jeremy Baetlow and Matt Lanciaux want a little more
elbow...
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RIT Guy Finally Gets the Girl
by Reporter Staff
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In a bizarre turn of events, a male RIT student was
spotted with an...
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Sports Desk: Beer Pong
by Josh Lehrer
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Newsby Casey Dehlinger
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RIT benefactor Tom Golisano has donated five million iBricks to the RIT... by John Howard
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As of April 1, 2008, Reporter will no
longer be allowed publication on... by Adam Botzenhart
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Famed iPhone Hacker and RIT student George Hotz recently
announced his... by Joe McLaughlin
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29 Saturday
The Game
Ritter Arena, 2:30 p.m. – 5:30 p.m. RIT’s The Game... by Reporter Staff
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March 21
Segway Theft – Quarter Mile
An unidentified male student stole... Leisureby Alex Salsberg
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RIT Department of Complaint Management
On 23 February 2008, RIT opened... Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
The whole staff of the Distorter would like to apologize to ____. As... Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
We asked twenty of our friends outside of
Java Wally’s what they thought... Featuresby Ilsa Shaw
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How would you describe yourself?
I’m a toaster.
What brought you to... Viewsby Reporter Staff
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Tuesday, 1:45 p.m.
Hello, RIT Rings. Do you believe that by... Editorialby Jen Loomis
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How I Intend to Save the World from Total Intellectual and Cultural... |
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Dr. Hancock
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Fr. Richard Hunt
With a background in art, Father Richard Hunt
has been finding creative ways to present religious
messages to the RIT community over the
years. He’s also worked with a number of Zen
Masters.
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Dr. Barry Culhane
Most recently chairing the Imagine RIT Innovation
and Creativity Festival, Dr. Barry Culhane
is a very busy man. His other projects include
putting on the Liberty Hill breakfast series for
President Destler, organizing the “Retirees Picnic”
at the end of this year, teaching, and giving
back to the greater Rochester community.
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