NEWS
Distorterby Reporter Staff
Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.
March 21
Segway Theft – Quarter Mile
An unidentified male student stole... 03.21.2008by Abhijit Bhehlande
Last fall, Dining Services decided to work towards a more environmentally
friendly way of disposing of waste. Beginning this quarter,
a new pilot program will see... by Andrew Rees
On Monday, March 10, President William Destler announced
that Dr. Jeremy Haefner would be succeeding Dr. Stanley
McKenzie as RIT’s Provost and Senior Vice President of... by Geoffrey H. Bliss
Professor Promotions
Dave Morgan, a graduate student studying IT, addressed the Senate with
a concern about the role of teaching at RIT. Previously, the... by Elizabeth Bennett
22 Saturday
Men’s Lacrosse vs. Clarkson
Turf Field, 1 p.m. - 3 p.m. Come see the RIT Men’s Lacrosse team play
against Clarkson. Cost: Free.
23 Sunday
Happy... 03.14.2008by Elizabeth Bennett
A team of RIT graduates has
produced a new instant messenger
client called digsby that
they soon hope to launch as a
commercial product.
Steve Shapiro, an... by Joe McLaughlin
Parking and Transportation Services (PATS) is
planning a comprehensive strategy for automobile,
pedestrian, and bicycle traffic for the next
five to ten years. As... by Geoffrey H. Bliss
COS Senator Results
Student Government has elected Heather Drake to be the new College of
Science senator. Her term begins spring quarter.
SAAC Revisited
The... by Elizabeth Bennett
15 Saturday
Latin Flava
SAU Cafeteria. 10:00 p.m. - 2:30 a.m. Join the Latin American students for
their Annual Latin American Student Association party. Cost: $3...
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