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Note: This story appeared in our April Fools Distorter issue and is for comedic value only.

We asked twenty of our friends outside of Java Wally’s what they thought were the reasons for the exponential increase in sexual activities during the Winter Quarter this year. Here’s what they had to say:


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RIT to Create Reckless Driving Lane
Campus Rebuilt with iBrick Technology
Reporter No More
iPhone Hacker Hacks Sun
RIT Forecast
Crime Watch
Leisure
The Bitch Is Back
 Leisure (Cont.)
Our Sincerest Apologies
RIT Questionnaire
Features
RIT Guy Finally Gets the Girl
That Toaster
Sports
Sports Desk: Beer Pong
Views
RIT Rings
Editorial
Editor's Note: Web 3.0

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Dr. Hancock
Dr. Barry Culhane
Most recently chairing the Imagine RIT Innovation and Creativity Festival, Dr. Barry Culhane is a very busy man. His other projects include putting on the Liberty Hill breakfast series for President Destler, organizing the “Retirees Picnic” at the end of this year, teaching, and giving back to the greater Rochester community.
Fr. Richard Hunt
With a background in art, Father Richard Hunt has been finding creative ways to present religious messages to the RIT community over the years. He’s also worked with a number of Zen Masters.
 
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