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Skittles are rumored to have been invented by a man named Rick Walden, a worker for Mars who became bored during a business meeting and started to punch holes in Starburst candies. His boss saw the circular results scattered all over the table, and the idea for Skittles was born. This occurrence is neither endorsed nor denied by the Mars candy company.

Originally conceived as a club designed to alleviate boredom, the Ku Klux Klan began as a society club for former Confederate soldiers, by former Confederate soldiers. The ideals weren’t more friendly, of course; they are still quite similar to those of today. It was only when General Nathan Forrest started to lead the clan that it grew into a radical and often violent group of vigilantes.

Roman society during the Golden Age dictated that any man found guilty of adultery should have every single one of his pubic hairs ripped out. Not only that, a large radish (or an acceptable substitute of relatively the same size and effect) would then be shoved up the Roman man’s rectum.

Commonly used in Greco-Roman cooking, the extinct plant known as silphium once formed the crux of trade for the area. It also had medical uses and was the primary herbal contraceptive at the time. This sexual concept, combined with the fact that silphium seeds are shaped like the modern day symmetrical heart, has lead many scholars to believe that the heart symbol may have been derived from these seeds.

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In This Issue
News
Academic Senate Delays Athletes’ Early Registration
Institute Hosts Imagine RIT
CAST Announces Dean Finalists
Hillel Interfaith Shabbat Service
SG Weekly Update
RIT Forecast
Leisure
For Viewers Like You
Tora-Con 2008
Review: Russian Circles, Moby, M83
Review: Capsiderm
At Your Leisure
Features
Bird Banding at RIT
Features (Cont.)
Wilderness Survival
Tech Commentary: The Elitist Social Network
That Girl: Alex Brauer
Sports
RIT’s Matt Smith and Simone Lambert Go Pro
George Breaks Three Records as Tigers Crush Keuka
Spring Season Re-Cap
Views
Don’t Worry, I Can Say That
RIT Rings
Editorial
Editor's Note: Innovation Festival
Letters to the Editor
Corrections

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