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Reporter reserves the right to publish all calls in any format.
Thursday, 8:44 p.m.
Hey, Rings. I want to know
why RIT and most of the Reporter
hates Anime Club so
much. There is an event that
is going to hold 700 people
on our campus on April 26.
It is called ToraCon, and it
is awesome, and you guys
hate us, so you’re not going
to publicize it. You suck.
Friday, 1:28 p.m.
Hey, Rings! Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
Friday, 1:53 p.m.
I know it might be really horrible,
but it’s hilarious to see students
and parents walking around with no
clue where the [bricks] they are.
Sunday, 1:22 a.m.
Govind was probably
the best RIT Rings
message-leaver since
I’ve ever been alive.
Friday, 10:29 p.m.
Umm, yes? Is this the
sexual hotline? I’m
holding some milk. It’s
really good. We’re just
about to do stuff with
the milk and cereal.
Well, it looks like I’m
going to be burning
some calories tonight!
Saturday, 10:50 p.m.
Hey, Rings. I thought you’d
like to know that we just
used your magazine as a
plate in the microwave for
some Buffalo Hot Pockets,
and it was phenomenal.
Saturday, 11:12 p.m.
Rings, I’m [exceptionally
angry]. I’m [so
very unhappy] that
the penguin didn’t
win Mr. RIT, and I
have no beer!
Tuesday, 2:14 a.m.
Yo, I’m gonna go on a picnic with a
bunch of girls, a gorilla, Flavor Flav,
a bunch of blankets, a grill, and some
filet mignon. And some condoms.
Thursday, 10:26 p.m.
Hey, Reporter.
I’m just calling
to tell
you that your
Sudoku is
broken. There
are three
numbers
that have to
go into two
spaces, and
that’s messed
up. Thought
you should
know!
Sunday, 2:35 a.m.
Dude, my roommate’s eating a bomb
from 7-Eleven. Don’t ever do that! Trust
me, please, look at me when I say this:
don’t ever do that! It’s a horrible idea.
Sunday, 1:20 a.m.
If she wants a piece ([name withheld, though
it’s a female, and a former Editor in Chief of
Reporter], that is), it’s open. Wide open.
Friday, 4:15 p.m.
Professor Killingsworth, I assume?
Call 585.672.4840
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