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Review: Public Assistance

by Susan Cook
  
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Why Bother Working for a Living?

Have you finally unlocked all the new characters in Smash Bros. Brawl? Then maybe it’s time to take a step away from your electronics. It’s warming up outside, so why not gather a few friends and play Public Assistance?

Game Play:
You begin the game as an able-bodied welfare recipient. Your general goal is to spend as little time as possible in the “working person’s rut” with a real job. Instead, you want to commit as much welfare fraud as possible. As you go around the board, you do everything from committing robbery to prostitution, having as many out-of-wedlock children as possible to collect benefits from them, and so on. Welfare recipients can then spend money on the lottery and horse betting.

If you’re unfortunate enough to get stuck in the working person’s rut, you have to pay for things like groceries and gas. At the end of the game, if you’re still there, then you pay taxes as well.

The game instructions can be a little heavy on the liberal-hating, but once you’re already playing, politics are the last thing on your mind while boasting about your eleven out-of-wedlock children earning you benefits each month. (I got that many playing the game the first two times!) The game doesn’t even require any real knowledge or specific opinion of the welfare system.

Style:
The board is in full color and the printing quality is really nice. The economy version of the game is printed on cardstock. The deluxe version comes with a flat-lying vinyl spill-proof board. Both games come with half a million (game) dollars, 30 out-of-wedlock children, game pawns, 50 Welfare Benefit cards, and 50 Working Person’s Burden cards. The Benefit and Burden cards are almost exactly like Chance and Community Chest in Monopoly.

Also, the game doesn’t have its own special box. Instead, you are given a label that you put on the box in which it was shipped. The sticker label is the same one that was on the original game, and very clearly states that it was banned in the ‘80s. Several groups were working together to get the game banned until recently. If you’d like to read more about that, there’s a full 10 pages on the website which talk about it as well as the idea behind the creation of the game.

Cost:
Economy version: $19.90 Deluxe edition: $35.90

Rating:
9 out of 10 (Lots of fun!)

Discover the fun of fraud at http://www.welfaregame.com


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