Friday, 8:26 a.m. (from text)

Dear guy whistling at the Gleason bus stop this [freezing] early, thanks for making my day.

Friday, 12:26 p.m. (from text)

Latest theory according to CS majors in 70 is that apparently Destler is a water elemental.

Sunday, 6:30 p.m. (from text)

Am I the only one who thinks teachers should post the majority of your grades before the last day to withdraw? I just found out I’m failing a day late.

Monday, 2:00 p.m. (from text)

Guess you’re in a pretty big [flagitious] rush when you push a kid with crutches out of the way to get on the bus...

Tuesday, 1:30 p.m. (from text)

Do you know how many times I greeted someone with “HAPPY TUESDAY” and a smile today? Do you know how many people responded with even just eye contact? Zero.

Wednesday, 2:42 p.m. (from text)

Dear boy in the apartment across from mine, please close your shades when you are fondling yourself. Nobody wants to see that twinkie.